i’m so tired of corporations using internet fads/feminism/tokens to pander to people like yeah okay Dove you’re still selling me shit to make my ass firmer you can cut the crap
When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty.
Stevie Nicks (via dreamingdreamswithhappy-endings)
The great thing about being human is that you’re allowed to be many things and many contradictions. You are great. You contain multitudes.
last night at the bar I was trying to buy a drink and this guy slithers in next to me and starts flirting with me and I’m like “alright maybe I can score a drink out of this”
until he was like “ugh, this song, I hate this song!” and it was Starships by Nicki Minaj and I just stared blankly at him until he went away
last night I made out with a guy who had an elliptical bike and stopped him mid-way and taught him how to not swallow an entire face when he’s kissing and for my troubles I took his bottle of rum